"Because if I can't, you eat nothing."
Sep. 2nd, 2005 08:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
che_gilsonAfter about the fourth time my chiropractor brought up swimming for upper body strength, I decided to join the YMCA. I got a limited membership for only $11/month.
Now, for half an hour, everyday from 11:30-NOON, I go swimming. When I joined, I had visions of having to fight off hordes of small children who all use the pool as their toilet. BUT, as it turns out, I'm the only one there. So now, I have my own private pool. Along with my own private life guard in case I drown.
Today, when I went, the pool was locked. I went to the front desk and asked if the pool was closed. The guy said he'd go check. He goes back to the pool area, comes back and says, "There's nobody out there." Meaning the lifeguards. Then he disappears into the back office, comes back to the front desk, and says, "I'll call the lifeguard. He's right upstairs." The lifeguard goes and opens the pool just for me. Trying to be a good person, I say as I leave, "Thanks for coming down." He says, "I totally spaced on you coming today." So I am now the 11:30 pool chick.
I am thinking of naming my doll Isabella Dia Leonetti. That makes her an Italian aristocrat from 1400ish who was turned into a vampire. Now, I have to start saving up for those red eyes.
I entered a writing competition and first prize is $200. All I can think is, "That's almost enough to get the Shiwoo vampire head I want."
Never trust a Scorpio.
Now, for half an hour, everyday from 11:30-NOON, I go swimming. When I joined, I had visions of having to fight off hordes of small children who all use the pool as their toilet. BUT, as it turns out, I'm the only one there. So now, I have my own private pool. Along with my own private life guard in case I drown.
Today, when I went, the pool was locked. I went to the front desk and asked if the pool was closed. The guy said he'd go check. He goes back to the pool area, comes back and says, "There's nobody out there." Meaning the lifeguards. Then he disappears into the back office, comes back to the front desk, and says, "I'll call the lifeguard. He's right upstairs." The lifeguard goes and opens the pool just for me. Trying to be a good person, I say as I leave, "Thanks for coming down." He says, "I totally spaced on you coming today." So I am now the 11:30 pool chick.
I am thinking of naming my doll Isabella Dia Leonetti. That makes her an Italian aristocrat from 1400ish who was turned into a vampire. Now, I have to start saving up for those red eyes.
I entered a writing competition and first prize is $200. All I can think is, "That's almost enough to get the Shiwoo vampire head I want."
Never trust a Scorpio.
