"Charity can bite me..."
Apr. 4th, 2004 07:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
che_gilsonMy parents had a big garage sale this weekend so I thought I would unload some stuff. HA! I only made $14.00. Whereas my aunt Vivian made a killing with all of her excercise equipment. So I promptly went out and spent my $14.00. I bought Hot Gimmick #2. I like the art in that a lot. Although I have a friend with a young niece who might be interested in buying some manga cheap. I so need money.
A couple days ago I was watching the end of an episode of Buffy and during the comercials they had an ad for Interview With a Vampire. So it got me thinking about the Buffyverse vs. Anne Rice. Here's how I think it would go down:
Buffy vs Lestat-Buffy kicks his ass. He is no match for Buffy's prowess and Willow's magic. Who knows? Maybe even Zander and Dawn could get in a few licks.
Buffy vs Louis-No contest! Buffy doesn't even have fight him. Zander and Willow take care of him on their own.
Angel vs Lestat-This one's a close call. But at the last minute, Angel manages to pull his head out of his ass long enough to rally the troops. Although he can do nothing about the infighting amongst his allies.
Angel vs Louis-they end up best friends and drinking buddies. They're often spotted in trendy L.A. night clubs. crying into their mugs of blood and whinning about how evil they used to be.
Spike vs Lestat-they end up drinking buddies. They blaze a trail of blood and destruction sucking dry many innocents on their way.
Spike vs Louis-Spike kills him very, very slowly and very, very painfully. First though he cuts out Louis' tongue so he can't whine the entire time.
A couple days ago I was watching the end of an episode of Buffy and during the comercials they had an ad for Interview With a Vampire. So it got me thinking about the Buffyverse vs. Anne Rice. Here's how I think it would go down:
Buffy vs Lestat-Buffy kicks his ass. He is no match for Buffy's prowess and Willow's magic. Who knows? Maybe even Zander and Dawn could get in a few licks.
Buffy vs Louis-No contest! Buffy doesn't even have fight him. Zander and Willow take care of him on their own.
Angel vs Lestat-This one's a close call. But at the last minute, Angel manages to pull his head out of his ass long enough to rally the troops. Although he can do nothing about the infighting amongst his allies.
Angel vs Louis-they end up best friends and drinking buddies. They're often spotted in trendy L.A. night clubs. crying into their mugs of blood and whinning about how evil they used to be.
Spike vs Lestat-they end up drinking buddies. They blaze a trail of blood and destruction sucking dry many innocents on their way.
Spike vs Louis-Spike kills him very, very slowly and very, very painfully. First though he cuts out Louis' tongue so he can't whine the entire time.
